A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "Why are all those clocks here?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move." "Oh," replied the man, "very interesting. .. whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's clock," answered St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie." "Incredible! " exclaimed the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved only twice, telling us that Abe has told only two lies in his entire Life." "Where's Kwame Kilpatricks clock?" asked the man. "Kwame's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
Showing posts with label Kwame Kilpatrick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kwame Kilpatrick. Show all posts
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick In A Funny Video And A Joke As Well!
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "Why are all those clocks here?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move." "Oh," replied the man, "very interesting. .. whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's clock," answered St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie." "Incredible! " exclaimed the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved only twice, telling us that Abe has told only two lies in his entire Life." "Where's Kwame Kilpatricks clock?" asked the man. "Kwame's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Detroit Mayor Drop's The N-word Bomb In State Of The City Address!
Yet another display of what is the "cancer" of our great state of Michigan! Kwame Kilpatrick(The crooked mayor of Detroit), in his state of the city address goes on a tirade and even drops the buried N-word like he is untouchable by anyone. Now I am not a black man so I cannot comment on the severity of saying this word on live television. However, my opinion of his decision to use this word and his attack on the citizens, city council and the media was noting more than a desperate attempt to deflect the blame of all this controversy from himself to anywhere else he could think of at the moment. Having said that, I believe it was all planned no matter what the media is saying. The Mayor knew that saying that word on local television would no doubt receive national attention. Here is a clip of what was said, the juicy parts at least.
Labels: buried, Chritine Beaty, corruption, detroit, Kwame Kilpatrick, mayor, N-word, race, racist, scandal, text messaging
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